May 2000 index

• We're back!
• Apostrophes in perspective
• Buy gum!
• Cafeteria food
• Felicia asks for help
• Felicia fails to charm
• Millie's reaction
• Stephan!
• Alpha Male?
• Ozy on Love
• "Inevitable Obscene Wealth."
• Felicia's response
• A helpful anecdote...
• The dragon and the unicorn
• Hayfever strikes again
• "The Big Book of Ancient, Semi-coherent Wisdom."
• Avery and Timulty return! (Sunday-style strip)
• Jeremy baffled by the book
• Ozy quotes while Stephan pines
• "Who wants to be a seventeen-cent-aire!"

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