September 2001 index

• Money for nothing and your tests compulsory
• Sentencing for buzzwords
• Testing your ability to take a test
• PTTS Post Traumatic Test Syndrome
• Sacking the sax
• Music: the avocado of death
• For a good time dial C-H-A-O-S
• The adults know what they are doing?
• Don't open that door! aka Anyone remember Fibber McGee's closet?
• Throwing good money after bad sports
• One ignores the interconnectedness of things at one's own peril
• The howl of the soul
• Hiho Silverware, away!
• A ballet dancing elk
• Good intentions, loose wallet
• The perspective blues
• Rationalisation tag
• How to make a fortune fortune telling
• Waxing shine, waning sense
• What we learn from one another
• The many faces of grief
• Apocalyptic distopia
• A coherent train wreck
• Your palm red, part 1
• Stolen socks and palm red, part 2

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