1999

Friday, January 1, 1999: Approval ratings Monday, January 4, 1999: Fine print Tuesday, January 5, 1999: Cardboard news Wednesday, January 6, 1999: Keeping it general Thursday, January 7, 1999: Ways to get out of doing work #1 Friday, January 8, 1999: It goes on forever Monday, January 11, 1999: The 1812 overture Abandonment Issues: Tuesday, January 12, 1999: Other friends Wednesday, January 13, 1999: Left behind Thursday, January 14, 1999: Talking to the duck Friday, January 15, 1999: Unwelcome optimism Monday, January 18, 1999: Not quite that desperate Tuesday, January 19, 1999: Misfit among misfits Wednesday, January 20, 1999: A low point Thursday, January 21, 1999: Ozy's dad to the rescue Friday, January 22, 1999: Between friends Monday, January 25, 1999: House Rules Parcheesi Tuesday, January 26, 1999: The aftermath Wednesday, January 27, 1999: I dunno, what do you wanna do? Thursday, January 28, 1999: Timulty vs. the bicycle Friday, January 29, 1999: Pun break Monday, February 1, 1999: The sound of rain Tuesday, February 2, 1999: Timulty's lemonade stand Wednesday, February 3, 1999: Ways to get out of doing work #2 Thursday, February 4, 1999: Beyond the mundane Friday, February 5, 1999: Coffee on girl Monday, February 8, 1999: Stupid zen Wednesday, February 10, 1999: Ways to get out of doing work #3 Saturday, February 13, 1999: Table manners Tuesday, February 16, 1999: Parting the waters Monday, March 8, 1999: Class The School Bully: Tuesday, March 9, 1999: Why Ozy doesn't wear pants Wednesday, March 10, 1999: Millie the feminist Thursday, March 11, 1999: The perils of principle Friday, March 12, 1999: This doesn't really work Monday, March 15, 1999: Beware of dragon Tuesday, March 16, 1999: "The real world" Wednesday, March 17, 1999: Fearing the worst Thursday, March 18, 1999: Different Friday, March 19, 1999: An intelligent solution Monday, March 22, 1999: Are bullies insecure? Tuesday, March 23, 1999: Boys will be boys Wednesday, March 24, 1999: Childish behavior Thursday, March 25, 1999: A moral victory Friday, March 26, 1999: Morning cheer Monday, March 29, 1999: Stephan and the march of progress Tuesday, March 30, 1999: Dress for success Wednesday, March 31, 1999: The switch Thursday, April 1, 1999: April Fools Day strip, by Bill Holbrook (creator of "Kevin and Kell") Friday, April 2, 1999: The sissy threshold The Search For Non-Commercialism: Monday, April 5, 1999: The taboo line Tuesday, April 6, 1999: What's beautiful about the world Wednesday, April 7, 1999: A singular mission Thursday, April 8, 1999: Commercial practice Friday, April 9, 1999: Ignorance is bliss Monday, April 12, 1999: Corporate tendrils Tuesday, April 13, 1999: Gathering: The Obsession Wednesday, April 14, 1999: The cool way to pick your nose Thursday, April 15, 1999: The object of the quest Friday, April 16, 1999: Mixed morals Monday, April 19, 1999: Epilogue Tuesday, April 20, 1999: Smoke shapes Wednesday, April 21, 1999: In other words, no Thursday, April 22, 1999: Dragon humor Friday, April 23, 1999: Reverse werewolf Political Scandals: Monday, April 26, 1999: The spit take Tuesday, April 27, 1999: That hideous song Wednesday, April 28, 1999: The flame take Thursday, April 29, 1999: Bees Avery's Religion: Friday, April 30, 1999: Avery the prophet Monday, May 3, 1999: Blasphemer! Tuesday, May 4, 1999: Religious theme music Wednesday, May 5, 1999: Teachings Thursday, May 6, 1999: Honesty Friday, May 7, 1999: Cooler to follow Monday, May 10, 1999: P.R. Tuesday, May 11, 1999: "God made dirt..." Wednesday, May 12, 1999: Bumper sticker wisdom Suing the Bully: Thursday, May 13, 1999: The letter of the law Friday, May 14, 1999: So sue him Monday, May 17, 1999: Chivalry Tuesday, May 18, 1999: Ozy gets on board Wednesday, May 19, 1999: The media descend Thursday, May 20, 1999: Grownup solutions Friday, May 21, 1999: An excess of truth Monday, May 24, 1999: The dignity of the court Tuesday, May 25, 1999: Bullying meets reality Wednesday, May 26, 1999: Preparation for the real world Thursday, May 27, 1999: Victory Friday, May 28, 1999: Cloning Thursday, July 1, 1999: What Stephan did today Friday, July 2, 1999: Too spicy Monday, July 5, 1999: Independence day Tuesday, July 6, 1999: Worlds within cereal Wednesday, July 7, 1999: The revenge of the language-oriented Rebel Without a Pause: Thursday, July 8, 1999: Keeping it real Friday, July 9, 1999: A matter of attitude Monday, July 12, 1999: Pumpernickel rolls Tuesday, July 13, 1999: Millie's mind Wednesday, July 14, 1999: How to quash rebellion What Dragons Fear: Thursday, July 15, 1999: Dragon fears Friday, July 16, 1999: Historical dentistry Monday, July 19, 1999: Fear flows both ways Tuesday, July 20, 1999: Equipment limitations Wednesday, July 21, 1999: Wise words lost Thursday, July 22, 1999: It's hereditary Friday, July 23, 1999: Descartes Monday, July 26, 1999: Ozy does Dylan Tuesday, July 27, 1999: The nonsense trip Wednesday, July 28, 1999: Timulty through the tulips Thursday, July 29, 1999: Adult delusions Friday, July 30, 1999: The inner life Monday, August 2, 1999: Internet! The Neighborhood Association: Tuesday, August 3, 1999: Neighborhood knights Wednesday, August 4, 1999: Their rules are like a religion Thursday, August 5, 1999: No legal authority Friday, August 6, 1999: Calling their bluff Monday, August 9, 1999: Nemeses Tuesday, August 10, 1999: Avery Jekyll Wednesday, August 11, 1999: Trendy grief Thursday, August 12, 1999: Isolated incidents Avery the Smoker: Friday, August 13, 1999: Reverse psychology Monday, August 16, 1999: Cool nausea Tuesday, August 17, 1999: Some of the possibilities Wednesday, August 18, 1999: Weird old people Thursday, August 19, 1999: Laugh tracks Friday, August 20, 1999: Aluminum siding Monday, August 23, 1999: Tanning optimism Tuesday, August 24, 1999: The anti-Aesop Wednesday, August 25, 1999: Timulty's priorities Thursday, August 26, 1999: Imagine there's no homework Friday, August 27, 1999: Roethke's "The Waking" The Couch World: Monday, September 6, 1999: Hide and seek Tuesday, September 7, 1999: Inside the couch Wednesday, September 8, 1999: Not in Kansas anymore Thursday, September 9, 1999: Incoherence Friday, September 10, 1999: Over 21 not admitted without child Monday, September 13, 1999: The Dread Pirate Captain Locke Tuesday, September 14, 1999: Universals Wednesday, September 15, 1999: Two ships passing in the night Thursday, September 16, 1999: The epic journey Friday, September 17, 1999: Meanwhile... Monday, September 20, 1999: Fort-building skills Tuesday, September 21, 1999: A crafty escape plan Wednesday, September 22, 1999: Millie's parting shot Thursday, September 23, 1999: Tag! Friday, September 24, 1999: Caution: vortex Monday, September 27, 1999: Millie recaps Tuesday, September 28, 1999: Sibling doublethink Wednesday, September 29, 1999: I got you, babe Thursday, September 30, 1999: Zen: The Board Game Friday, October 1, 1999: Ethics and principle Monday, October 4, 1999: Happily ever after Sloganeering: Tuesday, October 5, 1999: "Avery: the next wave" Wednesday, October 6, 1999: Slogans Thursday, October 7, 1999: Ozy overthinks Friday, October 8, 1999: Random images Monday, October 11, 1999: Laos Tuesday, October 12, 1999: The wind shifts Wednesday, October 13, 1999: "Ice Ice Baby" Thursday, October 14, 1999: What Timulty thinks is cool Friday, October 15, 1999: Avery's compliment Monday, October 18, 1999: There's always hope Tuesday, October 19, 1999: Golda Meir and Prozac Wednesday, October 20, 1999: The secret to happiness Thursday, October 21, 1999: The Hayes Code Friday, October 22, 1999: Lugubrious Monday, November 8, 1999: Freaks and mutants Karma and Cocoa: Tuesday, November 9, 1999: Karma turns on Millie Wednesday, November 10, 1999: The obvious solution Thursday, November 11, 1999: Secretly cool Friday, November 12, 1999: School drinking fountains Monday, November 15, 1999: Life's rich pageant Tuesday, November 16, 1999: Did I ask? Wednesday, November 17, 1999: Grunge is not dead Thursday, November 18, 1999: Poker butt Friday, November 19, 1999: Comic strip poker Monday, November 22, 1999: Millie's treatise on being nice Tuesday, November 23, 1999: Ozy's response Wednesday, November 24, 1999: Red tray Thursday, November 25, 1999: Happy Thanksgiving The School Psychiatrist: Friday, November 26, 1999: Dr. I. Wahnsinnig Monday, November 29, 1999: The wearing of pants Tuesday, November 30, 1999: Ozy's family situation Wednesday, December 1, 1999: Ouch Thursday, December 2, 1999: An ally after all Friday, December 3, 1999: Solutions Monday, December 6, 1999: The dragon and Dr. Freud Tuesday, December 7, 1999: Who decides who's crazy? Wednesday, December 8, 1999: Reasonable School Uniforms: Thursday, December 9, 1999: Mind alterants Friday, December 10, 1999: School uniforms Monday, December 13, 1999: Mixed messages Tuesday, December 14, 1999: Being honest with your child Wednesday, December 15, 1999: Avery is displeased Thursday, December 16, 1999: A tool of the establishment Friday, December 17, 1999: The upside Holiday Strips 1999: Monday, December 20, 1999: It's a time for... Tuesday, December 21, 1999: Signs of the season Wednesday, December 22, 1999: Outsmarting Santa Thursday, December 23, 1999: A lucky paperclip Friday, December 24, 1999: Happy Xmas 1999 Monday, December 27, 1999: Letdown Tuesday, December 28, 1999: The artist must have space! Wednesday, December 29, 1999: Pillow fort Thursday, December 30, 1999: Y2K hype Friday, December 31, 1999: The beginning and end of a thousand year period Ozy and Millie™, and everything related, © 1997-2009 Dana Claire Simpson. Hosted by KEENSPOT: Privacy Policy