Since I redesigned the strip's style in April of 2000, the rest of the strips from that year are on the next page.

• An End To Uniformity:
  • Monday, January 3, 2000: Ozy in pants
  • Tuesday, January 4, 2000: Mindless trend worship
  • Wednesday, January 5, 2000: Return to individuality
• Thursday, January 6, 2000: Slaves to musical tradition
• Friday, January 7, 2000: Shock value
• Monday, January 10, 2000: Pandering
• Tuesday, January 11, 2000: Millie's art project
• Wednesday, January 12, 2000: Memorable advice
• Thursday, January 13, 2000: Lists
• Friday, January 14, 2000: Yesterday's stupid trends
• Sunday, January 23, 2000: Millie the outlaw
• Monday, January 24, 2000: Sitcom subversiveness
• Wednesday, January 26, 2000: The Imperial March
• Thursday, January 27, 2000: Shouting heads
• Uniformity Revisited (or, The Dragon and the Senator):
  • Friday, January 28, 2000: The waffle department
  • Monday, January 31, 2000: Medical excuse note
  • Tuesday, February 1, 2000: Passive resistance
  • Wednesday, February 2, 2000: The great social equalizer
  • Thursday, February 3, 2000: Dragon dad discusses darker days
  • Friday, February 4, 2000: The red scare
  • Monday, February 7, 2000: The devil's in the details
  • Tuesday, February 8, 2000: Woodstock
  • Wednesday, February 9, 2000: A pretty weird ride
• Thursday, February 10, 2000: Media attention spans
• Friday, February 11, 2000: What friends are for
• Monday, February 14, 2000: Charles M. Schulz, 1923-2000
• Tuesday, February 15, 2000: Ceiling decor
• Wednesday, February 16, 2000: Child humor
• Thursday, February 17, 2000: Knock knock
• Friday, February 18, 2000: Interrupting space alien
• Monday, February 21, 2000: Sharing
• Tuesday, February 22, 2000: Witty retort
• Wednesday, February 23, 2000: The muse
• Thursday, February 24, 2000: Millie's drawing
• Mutiny On the Banana:
  • Friday, February 25, 2000: Segue
  • Monday, March 6, 2000: Brilliant plan
  • Tuesday, March 7, 2000: We're not tourists
  • Wednesday, March 8, 2000: "The Prince and the Pauper"
  • Thursday, March 9, 2000: The pirate grind
  • Friday, March 10, 2000: Roll call
  • Monday, March 13, 2000: "Football"
  • Tuesday, March 14, 2000: Comparative sanity
  • Wednesday, March 15, 2000: Don't do anything Millie wouldn't
  • Thursday, March 16, 2000: Locke's pirate booty
  • Friday, March 17, 2000: Trouble with the help
  • Monday, March 20, 2000: Ruthless pirates
  • Tuesday, March 21, 2000: Ozy's guiding axiom
  • Wednesday, March 22, 2000: From one pirate to another
  • Thursday, March 23, 2000: Ineffectual ultimatum
  • Friday, March 24, 2000: Dr. Wahnsinnig investigates
  • Monday, March 27, 2000: Down the hatch
  • Tuesday, March 28, 2000: High-maintenance pirates
  • Wednesday, March 29, 2000: "Should"
  • Thursday, March 30, 2000: Millie's first pirate challenge
  • Friday, March 31, 2000: What kind of stupid problem is that?
  • Monday, April 3, 2000: Mutiny on the Banana!
  • Tuesday, April 4, 2000: Leadership
  • Wednesday, April 5, 2000: Escape
  • Thursday, April 6, 2000: An irrelevant moral
  • Friday, April 7, 2000: Pirate math
• Tuesday, April 11, 2000: Lost youth