Ozy's Winter Coat: Monday, January 1, 2001: Winter coat Tuesday, January 2, 2001: Adaptation Wednesday, January 3, 2001: Warm, but inconvenient Thursday, January 4, 2001: The silliness threshold Friday, January 5, 2001: Paralyzed Saturday, January 6, 2001: Surrealism Sunday, January 7, 2001: Dragon soup Stephan Runs Away: Monday, January 8, 2001: Where's Stephan? Tuesday, January 9, 2001: The scientific way Wednesday, January 10, 2001: Transparent cover stories Thursday, January 11, 2001: The mystery deepens Friday, January 12, 2001: The wheel of thought Saturday, January 13, 2001: The other day Sunday, January 14, 2001: Given the futility of life... Monday, January 15, 2001: A cheap laugh Tuesday, January 16, 2001: Young and easily satisfied Wednesday, January 17, 2001: Like minds Monday, January 22, 2001: "World's Dorkiest Muggings" Tuesday, January 23, 2001: The San Francisco Bay area Wednesday, January 24, 2001: Lemmings Thursday, January 25, 2001: Stephan and Isolde Friday, January 26, 2001: The Future! Saturday, January 27, 2001: Humiliation Sunday, January 28, 2001: Grass roots youth revolution Monday, January 29, 2001: No panacea Tuesday, January 30, 2001: Home Wednesday, January 31, 2001: Something else to think about Thursday, February 1, 2001: Self-righteous Friday, February 2, 2001: Millie's realization Saturday, February 3, 2001: An original identity Sunday, February 4, 2001: The flaw that makes the masterpiece Monday, February 5, 2001: The eye of the storm Puppet Government: Tuesday, February 6, 2001: Puppet government Wednesday, February 7, 2001: Tax cut plan Thursday, February 8, 2001: A uniter, not a divider Friday, February 9, 2001: Sock of the interior Saturday, February 10, 2001: Superior Sunday, February 11, 2001: Lighten up Monday, February 12, 2001: Millie sings the blues Tuesday, February 13, 2001: Healthy competition Wednesday, February 14, 2001: Deregulation The Avery Show: Thursday, February 15, 2001: The zany, popular type Friday, February 16, 2001: Great catch phrases Saturday, February 17, 2001: Forget it Sunday, February 18, 2001: What haunts Millie Monday, February 19, 2001: Life is different from television Tuesday, February 20, 2001: I'm a star! Free Speech: Wednesday, February 21, 2001: The First Amendment Thursday, February 22, 2001: The Pledge of Allegiance Friday, February 23, 2001: Sacreligious satirical sullying socks Saturday, February 24, 2001: Grownup logic Sunday, February 25, 2001: Phone solicitor allergy Monday, February 26, 2001: Bipartisanship lives Tuesday, February 27, 2001: Completely Unhelpful Girl Wednesday, February 28, 2001: Looking at a bug Snow Day: Thursday, March 1, 2001: A transformed world Friday, March 2, 2001: Serenity upside the head Saturday, March 3, 2001: All your snow days are belong to us Sunday, March 4, 2001: Philosophical unity Monday, March 5, 2001: Snow Avery Tuesday, March 6, 2001: Anti-missile defense Wednesday, March 7, 2001: "Look on my works, ye mighty..." Thursday, March 8, 2001: Ephemerality Friday, March 9, 2001: Marshmallows and the universe Acupucture!: Saturday, March 10, 2001: Acupuncture Sunday, March 11, 2001: New lows in advertising Monday, March 12, 2001: Zenlike exterior Tuesday, March 13, 2001: Just doing his job Advertising Invades the School: Wednesday, March 14, 2001: What's really obscene Thursday, March 15, 2001: Corporate downsizing Friday, March 16, 2001: Using educational space for commercial purposes Saturday, March 17, 2001: Llewellyn's idea Sunday, March 18, 2001: Suspiciously perfect The Founding of Greater Llewellynlland: Monday, March 19, 2001: The blueprint for democracy Tuesday, March 20, 2001: Ambassador Isolde Wednesday, March 21, 2001: Greater Llewellynlland Thursday, March 22, 2001: A successful trip Friday, March 23, 2001: A formality Saturday, March 24, 2001: All things in time Sunday, March 25, 2001: Boring dreams Avery's Boy Band: Monday, March 26, 2001: Unintelligent life Tuesday, March 27, 2001: Avery's "boy band" Wednesday, March 28, 2001: Cardboard cutouts can't sing Thursday, March 29, 2001: Marketing could work on you Friday, March 30, 2001: Details Saturday, March 31, 2001: The Enormous Pants Boys Sunday, April 1, 2001: April Fools! Monday, April 2, 2001: Dedication and persistence Tuesday, April 3, 2001: Louie Louie Wednesday, April 4, 2001: Power Thursday, April 5, 2001: Soap bubbles (in memory of my friend) Homeschooling: Friday, April 6, 2001: Too serene Saturday, April 7, 2001: The Greater Llewellynlland Public School System Sunday, April 8, 2001: Who's a boogerbrain? Monday, April 9, 2001: Experience is the best teacher Tuesday, April 10, 2001: The second bell Wednesday, April 11, 2001: True wisdom Thursday, April 12, 2001: History, after lunch Friday, April 13, 2001: Zen homework Saturday, April 14, 2001: The Battle of the Nuclear Age Sunday, April 15, 2001: Logical inconsistencies Monday, April 23, 2001: Motivational speaking Tuesday, April 24, 2001: School is school Wednesday, April 25, 2001: Tired of being oppressed Thursday, April 26, 2001: Not so stupid after all Flat Earth Books: Friday, April 27, 2001: A warning Saturday, April 28, 2001: The Horned Red One Sunday, April 29, 2001: The intended satire Monday, April 30, 2001: Blasphemy Tuesday, May 1, 2001: Witchcraft!! Wednesday, May 2, 2001: Random drama The Attic: Thursday, May 3, 2001: Ozy asks for help Friday, May 4, 2001: No flair for drama Saturday, May 5, 2001: Millie narrates Sunday, May 6, 2001: The hat Monday, May 7, 2001: The attic Tuesday, May 8, 2001: Mid-sneeze Wednesday, May 9, 2001: Zen map Thursday, May 10, 2001: The return of the Dread Pirate Locke Friday, May 11, 2001: Scary Coup Hand Locke: Saturday, May 12, 2001: The old cookie trick Sunday, May 13, 2001: Madame Millicent knows all Monday, May 14, 2001: Asparagus harpoon Tuesday, May 15, 2001: Equanimity Wednesday, May 16, 2001: Destroyed by geopolitics Thursday, May 17, 2001: The "pony theory" and an alternative Friday, May 18, 2001: Seductive populism Saturday, May 19, 2001: Idealistic rallying cry Sunday, May 20, 2001: Pain extraordinaire Monday, May 21, 2001: Ozy questions the movement Tuesday, May 22, 2001: An unexpected development Wednesday, May 23, 2001: Making the best of it. Thursday, May 24, 2001: Locke's first major executive act Friday, May 25, 2001: The edge of a new dawn Saturday, May 26, 2001: Post-revolutionary excess Sunday, May 27, 2001: Geekdom 2001 Monday, May 28, 2001: Demands Tuesday, May 29, 2001: $700 worth of ice cream Wednesday, May 30, 2001: Everything Thursday, May 31, 2001: Mundane Friday, June 1, 2001: Bored With Power Saturday, June 2, 2001: Ozy's Summer Vacation Sunday, June 3, 2001: Anarchy Monday, June 4, 2001: The revolution comes to a close Tuesday, June 5, 2001: Pay no attention to the girl Wednesday, June 6, 2001: A thinking man's game Thursday, June 7, 2001: Suffering Friday, June 8, 2001: Redundant Saturday, June 9, 2001: Large Cardboard Box Action News Monday, June 11, 2001: Ming shuffleboard Tuesday, June 12, 2001: Personal liberties Wednesday, June 13, 2001: Da bomb Thursday, June 14, 2001: Certain things Friday, June 15, 2001: Reality TV Saturday, June 16, 2001: Philosophy and physics Sunday, June 17, 2001: The messiah Monday, June 18, 2001: The real trick to life Tuesday, June 19, 2001: "Sorry, please try again" The Llewellyn Hair Curse: Wednesday, June 20, 2001: Allergy season Thursday, June 21, 2001: The Llewellyn hair curse Friday, June 22, 2001: Percival Smaug Llewellyn Saturday, June 23, 2001: Percival and two gypsies wearing lettuce Monday, June 25, 2001: Dragons who work in talk radio Tuesday, June 26, 2001: That most dangerous of things Wednesday, June 27, 2001: Bad P.R. Thursday, June 28, 2001: Curses that are really badly thought out Friday, June 29, 2001: New creative ground Saturday, June 30, 2001: The greatest curse of all Sunday, July 1, 2001: "Running with a fast crowd" Monday, July 2, 2001: A matter of coolness Faceless Corporation: Tuesday, July 3, 2001: "The ATM machine" Wednesday, July 4, 2001: Faceless corporations Thursday, July 5, 2001: "Milliecorp" Friday, July 6, 2001: Hard times Saturday, July 7, 2001: Unclear on the concept Sunday, July 8, 2001: The best remedies tend to be the simplest Monday, July 9, 2001: Free trade agreement Tuesday, July 10, 2001: Quick learner Wednesday, July 11, 2001: Spin Thursday, July 12, 2001: A whole new world of commerce Friday, July 13, 2001: Focus group Llewellynlland Dream Vacations: Saturday, July 14, 2001: Llewellynlland Dream Vacations Sunday, July 15, 2001: Life is complicated Monday, July 16, 2001: Presentation Tuesday, July 17, 2001: Isolde gets away Monday, August 6, 2001: Impressed Tuesday, August 7, 2001: Ye olde cannonball run Wednesday, August 8, 2001: A disarming grin Thursday, August 9, 2001: Techno-tanning Friday, August 10, 2001: Plinking good P.R. Saturday, August 11, 2001: No disassemble, Millie Monday, August 13, 2001: Motherhood is unending Tuesday, August 14, 2001: A many splendored thing Wednesday, August 15, 2001: An oversight Thursday, August 16, 2001: Same as the old queen Friday, August 17, 2001: Instant gratification: just remove brains Saturday, August 18, 2001: Social support Monday, August 20, 2001: Boundless optimism Tuesday, August 21, 2001: Choosing your irrelevance Wednesday, August 22, 2001: Dreamers of the world, untie! Thursday, August 23, 2001: Pie are square (but trustworthy) Friday, August 24, 2001: Which facts of life? Saturday, August 25, 2001: Doing, being, chilling Monday, August 27, 2001: Name that tune Tuesday, August 28, 2001: Going back to school grief Wednesday, August 29, 2001: From dork side to dark side Thursday, August 30, 2001: Comfort noise Standardized Testing: Friday, August 31, 2001: Testing the message Saturday, September 1, 2001: Money for nothing and your tests compulsory Monday, September 3, 2001: Buzzwords Tuesday, September 4, 2001: Testing your ability to take a test Wednesday, September 5, 2001: Post Traumatic Test Syndrome Thursday, September 6, 2001: Sacking the sax Friday, September 7, 2001: The avocado of death Saturday, September 8, 2001: A good time for chaos Monday, September 10, 2001: What they're doing Tuesday, September 11, 2001: Don't open that door! Wednesday, September 12, 2001: Throwing good money Thursday, September 13, 2001: Interconnectedness Friday, September 14, 2001: The howl of the soul Saturday, September 15, 2001: Hiho Silverware, away! Monday, September 17, 2001: Ballet dancing elk Tuesday, September 18, 2001: Good intentions, loose wallet Wednesday, September 19, 2001: The perspective blues Thursday, September 20, 2001: Rationalization tag Friday, September 21, 2001: How to make a fortune fortune telling Saturday, September 22, 2001: Waxing shine, waning sense Monday, September 24, 2001: What we learn from one another Tuesday, September 25, 2001: The many faces of grief Wednesday, September 26, 2001: Apocalyptic dystopia Thursday, September 27, 2001: Train wreck Friday, September 28, 2001: Red palm, part 1 Saturday, September 29, 2001: Red palm, part 2 (belated realization) Monday, October 1, 2001: Tomato soup Stephan's Crush II: Tuesday, October 2, 2001: Don't touch this Wednesday, October 3, 2001: Red palm, part 3 (stolen thunder) Thursday, October 4, 2001: Enter the object of aardvark desire Friday, October 5, 2001: Stephanie, the ubertechno goddess Saturday, October 6, 2001: Any girls around? Any? Monday, October 8, 2001: Frilly pink stuff Tuesday, October 9, 2001: Kissing attack Wednesday, October 10, 2001: Feminine nose feeding Thursday, October 11, 2001: Gblzmpxtrmznktl! Friday, October 12, 2001: Suicide swirly Saturday, October 13, 2001: The appropriate metaphor Monday, October 15, 2001: Girl friends Tuesday, October 16, 2001: Perfectly compatible Wednesday, October 17, 2001: Why? Thursday, October 18, 2001: The simplest wisdom Friday, October 19, 2001: The interesting ones Saturday, October 20, 2001: Silly games Monday, October 22, 2001: Thinking too much Tuesday, October 23, 2001: Prank call Wednesday, October 24, 2001: Here comes Jeremy Thursday, October 25, 2001: Preconceived ideas Friday, October 26, 2001: Silence Saturday, October 27, 2001: Voluntary gullibility Monday, October 29, 2001: Complex morals Wednesday, October 31, 2001: The hairy orange prune-being Thursday, November 1, 2001: Millie's artistic output Friday, November 2, 2001: What Avery thinks Saturday, November 3, 2001: Perfect order Monday, November 5, 2001: Dinner theater Tuesday, November 6, 2001: Synonyms for sugar Wednesday, November 7, 2001: The whole point Thursday, November 8, 2001: Vanilla ice Friday, November 9, 2001: Which way is San Francisco? Saturday, November 10, 2001: The terrorists have already won! Monday, November 12, 2001: How to distract a runaway brain Tuesday, November 13, 2001: I know this looks bad... Wednesday, November 14, 2001: Ozy's wish Dragon Parts: Wednesday, November 21, 2001: Dragon wings Thursday, November 22, 2001: A rite of passage Friday, November 23, 2001: A significant personal milestone Saturday, November 24, 2001: This must be a dream Monday, November 26, 2001: Dragon responsibility Tuesday, November 27, 2001: To keep up with trends Wednesday, November 28, 2001: An odd effect Thursday, November 29, 2001: Millie, the horned one Friday, November 30, 2001: Super ultra mega cool Saturday, December 1, 2001: The pattern Monday, December 3, 2001: Timulty gets the horns Tuesday, December 4, 2001: Et tutu, Jeremy? Wednesday, December 5, 2001: Be truly yourself Thursday, December 6, 2001: The lesson Friday, December 7, 2001: Everything worth having melts Saturday, December 8, 2001: Llewellyn's secret Monday, December 10, 2001: No two raindrops Tuesday, December 11, 2001: Llewellyn's coffee secret Wednesday, December 12, 2001: Chopsticks Thursday, December 13, 2001: Unquestioning unity Friday, December 14, 2001: Freedom Saturday, December 15, 2001: Full of it Xmas 2001: Monday, December 17, 2001: A real hero Tuesday, December 18, 2001: Christmas justice Wednesday, December 19, 2001: Good news and bad Thursday, December 20, 2001: Authentic banana dye                 Ozy and Millie™, and everything related, © 1997-2007 D.C. Simpson. Hosted by KEENSPOT: Privacy Policy