https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation
"The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully
moderated Zoom call about optics. It arrived in a cardboard box full of
clearance-bin dildos, under purple neon light.
We were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world’s
dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny
anarchists. Purple light everywhere. Shelves of lubricated possibility. Staff
who had absolutely seen some shit in their lives, but not this specific flavor
of organized insanity. We explained, that we were bulk-buying dozens of dildos
because we intended to psychologically dismantle a federal law enforcement
agency at a hotel protest.
Nobody flinched. Nobody laughed nervously. Nobody asked, “Are you okay?”
They just nodded like hardened revolutionaries and said, “Okay, how many?”
Arianne started sorting through colors like a warlord assembling a Pride parade
for ANTIFA. Neon pink. Mint green. Electric blue. Flesh-toned beige that
screamed “HR violation.” Short kings. Long gods. Curved menaces. Blunt-force
disrespect dicks. Matt Wagner examined girth ratios like he was calibrating a
NASA payload. Chance Meeting filmed everything like an embedded journalist in
the Dumbest War of All Time. I stood there realizing we had crossed a sacred
threshold into a better version of America that cable news will never be
emotionally equipped to understand."
Via Susan Kaye Quinn, who wrote "one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever
read", and Susan ****
Cheers,
*** Xanni ***
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mailto:xanni@xanadu.net Andrew Pam
http://xanadu.com.au/ Chief Scientist, Xanadu
https://glasswings.com.au/ Partner, Glass Wings
https://sericyb.com.au/ Manager, Serious Cybernetics
